“There was the time Steve stole about a thousand paper plates from this warehouse he worked at. You don’t have to wash paper plates, so of course me and Devon and Steve all started eating off them. We filled up a couple of bin bags with the things, and when we ran out of bin bags we started dumping them in the sink.”

A short story about the awfulness of living in a shared house. Published in Riptide. Purchase a copy here.